What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:20
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you think Trump's tariff threats are affecting Europe?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
What are some cute stories with your crush?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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